Hi! How are you doing? Just some good news. For the last week, the site has grown considerably. I’d like to say welcome to all the newcomers. Stay with us, feel yourself at home, explore the site. It’s fun and interesting with us ;) If something is unclear, please email me. I’ll explain everything! :) There will be interesting changes on the site soon. The programmer and I are working on it.
There’s a lot of content sent by users. So, tomorrow I’m gonna use it for a post. You still have a chance to see your pics in there, just SEND ME YOUR VIDEOS AND PICTURES.
The picture from NASA's space-based telescope. It was already given a name – “God’s Hand” )
A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to the counter and orders a drink. After a while, he says loudly to the girl behind the bar: - “Hey, do you want to hear a really good joke about blondes?” Silence falls in the bar and in a deep, gravely voice the lesbian to his left says :- “Before you tell your joke, there’s something you should know…The girl behind the bar is blonde, the girl by the door is blonde and I’m a 6 foot, 16 stone blonde with a black belt in karate. The girl to my left is blonde and she lifts weights. The girl to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell your joke?” - “Not if I’ll have to explain it five times…”
Here is what Wayne Rooney and pregnant wife Coleen's baby could look like, according to forensic artist Joe Mullins.
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.