Hi! Monday was kinda difficult for me. Had a lot of things to do. And the same today :) I hope you are doing better? Some stats for Izismile ) Over the weekend 2 important things happened. First, there are already more than 2 000 registered users. If you are not yet registered - JOIN US! Second, the total number of comments exceeded 17, 000! And one last thing, IZI has over 500 followers on Facebook and almost 150 followers on Twitter. Join us there too )
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."