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Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)

Posted in Pictures   17 Dec 2009   / 326762 views

Now this is one of the funniest stories I’ve ever read. A guy made his own sex doll but it’s not the fact that he made it, it’s the way he tells his story that is funny. He says he just wanted to be creative and of course he doesn’t use it anymore.
He made it during one Christmas break: “I made it from old articles of clothing, old paper towel rolls and masking tape. It was stored in a special spot where no one would find it. I used to do all the positions I knew back then; doggy style, missionary, reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. I also purchased some women’s perfume and I would spray it all over the doll for more a real life effect. Felt good as hell!”

So now, let’s see the pictures with his explanations. Maybe someone will need them ;)
P.S. In the end you will see how he improved the doll.

“I'll show you how I engineered the vag since it's the most important part.. the rest was easy as hell. It was pretty warped when i dug it out from its hiding spot... so i needed to tape it up a bit to show you guize what it used to look like lol. The way i made it was I used some cardboard to make a hollow frame, stuffed some cut up pieces of clothes in there to make primitive "pussy lips" and then placed a disposable glove over top for the actual screwhole... this way i could cum into it and then replace the glove easily.
1 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)


Before fapping I always made sure to add some lube/cream like so:
2 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)


I was always sure to push the lube/cream in with your fingers so it spreads around the vagina hole sufficiently:
3 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)


then I placed the portable vag into the dolls legs:
4 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)


here's the bish in its entirety
5 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)


Look at that titty!! (it used to have two)
6 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)



I used different faces that I'd cut out of cover girl magazines... here are some of the face pics that stood the test of time lol (I had a huge thing for Buffy and the resident evil chick):
7 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)

8 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)



Anyway... after I made that thread on the misc, the mods deleted it. I then thought about what I should do with the bish; should I toss it out? Nah that seemed like a waste. Should I sell it? Maybe... but not yet. Perhaps I could give it a makeover? Afterall it was a little banged up. So I decided to use more old clothing and masking tape to fix it up a bit:

I patched up the arm, re-attached the breast, took off its cover girl magazine picture of a face and temporarily replaced it with with a foam sphere
9 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)




I began filling out the legs with old clothing and securing it with masking tape.
10 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)

11 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)


I filled out the upper body, created some hands, managed to find an old wig from a previous Halloween night and added it to the dolls head.
12 Home Made Sex Doll (12 pics + text)


And there it was... the finished product. Pretty impressive, I thought to myself.

So you might be wondering.. what the fuk am I going to use this thing for? for sex? God no... I rarely even masturbate no adays. To make it my imaginary girlfriend? lol... of course not... I'm not psychotic. I've decided to use it for lulz...and I will update this blog post with said lulz as I do them.”


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mtjs 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
POOR GUY , AND CREEPY 36
       
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Brumle 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
36 36
       
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blargh 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
an anime freak most likely.
       
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jimmyjames 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
clapping good work!
       
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SKY426 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
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JVR 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
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Don't knock it till you engineer it
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miscbrah 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Oh shit its malodrax
       
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CTPump 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
too old, like em young
       
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Aware?
       
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In Malodrax we trust. drinks

Also HeatherAC is fat lol
       
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LifeByTheHorns 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
After I cleaned up I felt disgusted.
       
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blargh,
not even close faggot. Malodrax has more balls than your entire generatiion bitch
       
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ygbodybuilder10 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Hey Malo when you goin to let me clap them cheeks?
       
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debrovnik 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
LULZ 41
       
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TyrNight 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Oh look, BluRay!
       
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iVincent 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i use a hollow cucumber.
       
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INB4CLIVE
       
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36 y did u do this? 36
       
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Jack 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Pathetic. The time it took him to finally finish his 'doll' he missed so many opportunities to meet a REAL F*CKING girl
       
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CTPump 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I already fapped to the thought of Malo's meat going into the false vagina. Feels good man.
       
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MindlessWork 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Haha Malodrax, you always make me laugh good.

I have a question for you.

Have you ever tried cutting out faces from Baby Gap and putting them on the doll?

       
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I thought this was a funny joke then I looked at the pics...... Then i threw up in my mouth a little. vomit
Jayzen Freeze!
       
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IN AFTER CLIVE
       
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Malodrax is getting really famous all of sudden. Sex dolls, shitting and pissing in bathtubs, using Misc memes on unsuspecting store folk...
       
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zob 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Why he made his plastic vagina, when he can buy a fleshlight....?
also there are mannequins in shops,get one, just dig a hole in the appropriate place and push the fleshlight inside...
       
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- Google "bodybuilding MISC"
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GOODSTUFF4U 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
OUTSTANDING BLOGGING PROJECT !

trade it for some thing on E-bay ?

dress "her" up as Santa's helper

I can think of a lot of uses but I think the wife would have some ISSUES
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ZOB that is outstanding!! I like the way you think!!
       
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Kudos for the work. I'd fuck it if i was lonely.
       
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- Google "bodybuilding MISC"
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Hahahaha that's really fucking brilliant! This guy just has too much of spare time I guess n_belay
       
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LOL, this guy is awesome.
       
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Hilarious!

What if this is the most epic thing he ever does in life? LMAO! His claim to fame is this dish-rag-ho. I want her.
       
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can i fuck it?
       
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Imagine being his girlfriend... and being on his computer... and finding these pictures, in a room you are currently in.

Her brain would shut off and she would leave and never come back.
       
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36 shoked
       
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good job ...
       
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Frank 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM
You are neither Gay nor Straight ? .. Huh ?

There are 10 girls for a single man.. in average.

Dude, If you use your head the way it should be to get girls, you would sleep every night with a different one ;) , they don't care about how good you look, or how smart you are, it's about the moment your eyes meet, just one moment, try it every night and you will get a real pussy, if that's all what you want.

what am I doing here anyways ? I thought only youtube is the one that takes me to the creepy sides of the internet !
       
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