My mom had prepared the cake early in the day to get the task out of the way. She thought she was being efficient, but really she had only ensured that she would be forced to spend the whole day protecting the cake from my all-encompassing need to eat it. I followed her around doggedly, hoping that she would set the cake down - just for a moment.
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n 13 year s ago
boringgg
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izimyfizzi 13 year s ago
I just wasted a whole freaking four minutes reading this crap.
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Peanut 13 year s ago
Way too long. If this a based on a personal experience, the writer comes out looking bad.
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Archlord 13 year s ago
wtf
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Abbi 13 year s ago
That was hilarious! I loved it.
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neo 13 year s ago
the retards some parents have to put up with.writer should thank himself for having such patient parents.
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Dreth 13 year s ago
I would kicked the child's face in during the first few attempts.
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.
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Lame 13 year s ago
This story is almost as lame as its author...
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.