Just above my head, there was a window. On the other side of that particular window was the room in which my mom had locked the cake. The window was open.
The window was covered by a screen, but my dad had shown me how to remove a screen as a preemptive safety measure in case I was trapped in a fire and he couldn't get to me and I turned out to be too stupid to figure out how to kick in a screen to escape death by burning.
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n 13 year s ago
boringgg
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izimyfizzi 13 year s ago
I just wasted a whole freaking four minutes reading this crap.
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Peanut 13 year s ago
Way too long. If this a based on a personal experience, the writer comes out looking bad.
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Archlord 13 year s ago
wtf
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Abbi 13 year s ago
That was hilarious! I loved it.
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neo 13 year s ago
the retards some parents have to put up with.writer should thank himself for having such patient parents.
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Dreth 13 year s ago
I would kicked the child's face in during the first few attempts.
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.
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Lame 13 year s ago
This story is almost as lame as its author...
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.