Clue #3) Joepha is no fan of children. He stubbornly refuses to let the little rug rats get near him. I've had discussions with him about his attitude but all I got in return was a Z snapped in my face and a lecture on taking care of my skin. (sigh) Joepha contends children are a menace to his mocha dermis and as such doesn't permit children, drinks, smokers, or pets anywhere near him. To quote him: ghurl, you don't look this good by letting just anyone crawl up on you. (Two things here: number 1, I'm a guy and number 2, for full effect you should whip your neck back and forth, kind of like a cobra, when you read that sentence)