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WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds (19 pics)

Posted in Random » WTF   3 May 2011   / 11308 views

There are some weird books out there.

 

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There were three of us...

We were born in August ...

Mom has already had four kittens in May.... There were too many of us...

That’s why fishermen put us in the bag and sailed in the open sea with us.

Then they threw us into the sea to drown us...

But a catshark smelled us and tore the bag apart with its teeth.

It ate my brother, then my sister... As the shark was already full, it shoved me into a secluded place, where it could come back later to eat me.

From its push, all the water poured out of my stomach.Then I recovered and saw that I was still alive...

And I was the only living thing on a ship - a ghost ship.

I took the pants from the first skeleton, from the second one I took his shirt and from the third – his gun.When the catshark came back, I shot it and ate it.

The shark was delicious and I became strong.

With a stomach full of shark and one lung full of air, I rushed to the sunlight ... It wasn’t too far from the beach.

I walked past the tourists towards the train station.

I bought a ticket for three ducats which were valid for the whole Germany ...

I have been travelling for three days in that train. Then got off the train, wandered the streets and got to one house.

I pushed the right button. You open the door. How wonderful. Here I am.






Tags: wtf, german, book, kids  

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chtrox 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
its absolutly crazy to let children read that
       
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samman 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Well that's actually more realistic then a proper children's book so kudos.
       
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lolipop 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
ooooooo
       
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scout 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
The author - F.K.Waechter - actually was a satirical artist. You couldn't guess if he was serious or not...
       
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Mr_K 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
The book is pretty F***ed up...
       
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adfgkldj 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
so i shot it and ate it.... LOL
       
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Tarzan 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
certainly not for kids...
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
       
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heywood jablowme 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
wow that cat is pretty hardcore.
       
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bertha_2_2 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I want it.
       
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lolzz 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
A nice happy end!
       
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mangosteeen 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
So when will they plan to turn it into a movie?

Would be Academy winner easily...
       
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hate2google 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
as 4 said... it's made to be WTF.

all his books are like that...check Amaz0n(dot)DE
       
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rt 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Da bin ich
       
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Boris 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Not a childrens book by the way but a graphic novel.
       














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