There are some weird books out there.
There were three of us...
We were born in August ...
Mom has already had four kittens in May.... There were too many of us...
That’s why fishermen put us in the bag and sailed in the open sea with us.
Then they threw us into the sea to drown us...
But a catshark smelled us and tore the bag apart with its teeth.
It ate my brother, then my sister... As the shark was already full, it shoved me into a secluded place, where it could come back later to eat me.
From its push, all the water poured out of my stomach.Then I recovered and saw that I was still alive...
And I was the only living thing on a ship - a ghost ship.
I took the pants from the first skeleton, from the second one I took his shirt and from the third – his gun.When the catshark came back, I shot it and ate it.
The shark was delicious and I became strong.
With a stomach full of shark and one lung full of air, I rushed to the sunlight ... It wasn’t too far from the beach.
I walked past the tourists towards the train station.
I bought a ticket for three ducats which were valid for the whole Germany ...
I have been travelling for three days in that train. Then got off the train, wandered the streets and got to one house.
I pushed the right button. You open the door. How wonderful. Here I am.