Some blonde chick crashed her blue Bentley Azure into a Porsche 911, Mercedes-Benz, Aston Martin and Ferrari F430 in front of the popular Monaco casino. This could be the most expensive accident in history, but not the first with a rich blonde girl.
Chinese villagers found this atrophied and malnourished monkey that was stealing their cucumbers. Their first thought was that it was an alien. The villagers asked the police to place the “alien” under arrest but police took it to a veterinarian.