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Reasons That God Despises The South (15 pics)

Posted in Random » Weird   5 Sep 2011   / 5703 views

Following the earthquake and hurricane on the East Coast some people were saying that God was punishing the area for supporting gay marriage. However, take a look at these infographs to see that God actually has it out for the South.

 

Natural disasters happen more often there

More people have diabetes

More people are obese

More people are depressed

More people are poor

More people have heart disease

More people have strokes

More people have cancer

Life expectancy is shorter

Southern cities dominate the least active cities list

A fire happened at a Chipotle there

Not one of the 25 best pizzas in the country are made there

Child beauty pageants

Billy Ray Cyrus






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ptpie 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
wierd
ptpie
       
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Bubba 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
God made a deal with the South. He said "you guys take all the Hurricanes, poverty, poor health and crappy pizza, and I keep all the homos and progressives up north". We're pretty damned pleased with it.
       
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GOODSTUFF4U 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
<<== ran away from the South years ago
http://www.facebook.com/goodstuff4u
       
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I've lived in florida, georgia, and new jersey and I gotta say New Jersey SUCKS........that is all.
       
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Alkhoren 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
You people who believe in god are incredible, you agree that your god is forgiving and good and yet he is supposed to be a dick with the people of the south ? I can't begin to tell how much this all post was ridiculous as are the comment, for instance however bubba invent stuff and go drawing conclusion about it.
This post should have never been called " Reasons that god despises the south" but : "why the north is a better place to live than the south".
I can already predict the comments after me, because the longer and more passionate a comment is the shorter and hatefull the responses are. This site is becoming more and more trash and even though you don't care, if this goes on i won't come back.
       
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Apu Kalipshis 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Why you still here?
       
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wow 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
wtf you have problem about the title Alkhoren, shut up and dance, and saying this site is becoming more trash, you are trash as i remember following users comments even unregistered one and spreading hate on them. I know your line of speech hating and preaching.
You end your comment saying if this goes on i wont come back? hahahah who the fuck are you?! NO one cares go and do your life hating and preaching stupidity as free as you can be.

Finally you cover your ass up putting yourself as a victim of responses of your hipster comment, after your agression callin their god a dick and calling them incredible stupid for believe in him, and who are you the wise smartass not believer hahahha. You are just an stupid atheist who will burn in hell, not just for being an devil atheist is for saying that the south is bad place to live discriminating all the people of the south.
       
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guddo 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
god hates alkhoren too. kthxbye.
       
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black_tiger 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
this post is directed!
i mean most of these reasons are related to poor care.all the money goes to fix after disasters. no more to improve the life level/health care ...etc.
1 thing for sure. the guy who made this was not fair, he has something against south.
       
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4Nuz8k Gripping! I would like to listen to the experts` views on the subject!!...
       
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OPlfxW Stupid article..!
       
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WVLo4m Hi! Everyone who reads this blog - Happy Reconciliation and Accord..!
       
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DfT62p Thanks a lot! An extremely interesting comment!!...
       














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