A moose got drunk and started to whoop things up. The owner of a house heard weird noise in his garden. He went outside to find out what was going on.
He found a moose in the garden. The animal ate rotten apples. The fruit began to ferment in its stomach making the moose naturally drunk.
Nobody knows why but the animal eventually climbed the apple tree and got stuck. The man tried to rescue it. The moose was screaming wild and kicked his savior with a hoof. The emergency service was called upon. They sawed the tree branches off. The moose fell to the ground and immediately fell asleep.