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What Men Shouldn't Do While Having Sex (40 pics) - Picture #30

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meukr 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
so cliché....
       
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Enter your name 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
TL;DR
       
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inocybe 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Your sexual life seems to be really annoying.
       
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Alkhoren 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
It's general advices, each girl has preferences, and turn on for some is turn off for others.
       
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JennaS 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
The first three commenters are obviously men.
       
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meukr 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
obviously, you are a woman. XD

these are obvious facts.......

men aren't careless as that.....but these quotes actually makes me smile.cause it's just plain sexist stereotypes.
       
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Tarzan 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
normal things.. good for amateurs...
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
       
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lolzz 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
good for 80% of the izismile visitors.. Those who never leave their computer screen!
       
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Enter your name 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
none of this is actually fun for the man. No wonder many quit and turn to porn.
       
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spinnaker 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Ugh, 40 pointless selfish bullshit tips...dont come too soon, dont take too long, yadda yadda.? I mean really....its obvious some dumb bitch wrote this....
       
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If you follow these tips it will be the last time you get laid.
       
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GOODSTUFF4U 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
<<== rules? I don't need no sinking rules
http://www.facebook.com/goodstuff4u
       
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JennaS 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
If a man followed even half of these, he'd get it morning, noon and night, and several times in between. It's so simple, but sadly most men are just not that skilled. Luckily my man is ;)

Yeah, these tips suck! I mean really, what woman wants to sleep with a dude who's actually good in bed anyway? Caressing her breasts!? Playing with her clit!? Touching any non-genitalia body parts!? Kissing her!!??? No fun for the man at all! If I can't give her crotch wedgies, chomp on her nipples, do my famous ninja anal, give her pussy roadrash with my unshaven chin, or shove her face into my balls, then I don't want any part of it! I'll take my porn over passionate sex with a real woman any day!

And yes, I am a woman and this is a sarcastic post the summarizes what I've read from the boys who have commented.
       
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the dude 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
right....he'd get it "morning , noon, and night", huh? cause i guess nothing is hotter to a chick than a pussy whipped faggot for a man....bitch, please....
       
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naninator 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
well said JennaS
       
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izzimyfizzi 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Men are selfish bastards anyway. They couldn't give a shit how a woman feels! I'm amazed that the one's who have commented here even bothered to read this.
       
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Enter your name 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i guess you're a lesbian..
       
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Enter your name 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
follow this and have no sex
       
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ptpie 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
who the hell rote this
ptpie
       
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Enter your name 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
this list sucks ass. everybody's different, if you wanna have good sex, make sure it's consensual, talk about it, take your time and then enjoy. and if you don't, talk some more!
       
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shd 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
not bad at all, except, i dont think i ever need thoes advices.
but its ok, i guess.
       
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Enter your name 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i agree with the "NO nipple biting" my boyfriend literally almost bit my nipple off:X Turn Off
       
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sweet cheeks 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
blah, too many rules for me! I guess I'll just have to turn to hot gay man sex.....
       
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cindiva 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
wow....so hot but shouldn't the guy have the pleasure?
       
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