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Historical Figures’ Cleverest Verbal Retorts (32 pics) - Picture #15

Posted in Funny » Humor 14 Oct 2011 / 237 views

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James McNeill Whistler Vs. Oscar Wilde

After Whistler had made a particularly witty observation.

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tektog33k 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM

awesome post! i laughed so hard to churchill's quotes :D

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Tarzan 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM

#32 this made me LOL!!

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)

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ClutterLustRott 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM

That last one was amazing.

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jubyp0b 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM

Good 'uns.

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juampi_v 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM

vice versa!!

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GOODSTUFF4U 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM

great post

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Enter your name 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM

Calvin Coolidge and his wife toured a poultry farm. When Mrs. Coolidge saw that there was only one rooster, she asked how many times he performed each day. "Dozens," the guide replied.

"Tell that to Mr. Coolidge," she said.

When the guide told Coolidge, he asked "The same hen, or a different one each time?" "Always a different one," the guide told him.

Whereupon the President replied...

"Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."

Dorothy Parker's great rival was Claire Booth Luce.

At one point they, with their escorts, reputedly arrived simultaneously at a New York night spot. Miss Luce, with a poisonous smile, offered Miss Parker the opportunity to go first, saying

"Age before beauty."

Whereupon Parker replied

"Pearls before swine," and sailed through the door.

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