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Historical Figures’ Cleverest Verbal Retorts (32 pics) - Picture #18

Posted in Funny » Humor   14 Oct 2011   / 399 views


Earnest Hemingway Vs. William Faulkner




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tektog33k 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
awesome post! i laughed so hard to churchill's quotes :D
       
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Tarzan 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#32 this made me LOL!!
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
       
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That last one was amazing.
       
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jubyp0b 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Good 'uns.
       
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juampi_v 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
vice versa!!
       
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GOODSTUFF4U 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
great post
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Enter your name 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Calvin Coolidge and his wife toured a poultry farm. When Mrs. Coolidge saw that there was only one rooster, she asked how many times he performed each day. "Dozens," the guide replied.

"Tell that to Mr. Coolidge," she said.

When the guide told Coolidge, he asked "The same hen, or a different one each time?" "Always a different one," the guide told him.

Whereupon the President replied...

"Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."

Dorothy Parker's great rival was Claire Booth Luce.

At one point they, with their escorts, reputedly arrived simultaneously at a New York night spot. Miss Luce, with a poisonous smile, offered Miss Parker the opportunity to go first, saying

"Age before beauty."

Whereupon Parker replied

"Pearls before swine," and sailed through the door.
       
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K 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Awesome post. Churchill is the man.
       
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Peanut 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Awesome post, indeed! Loved it. By the way, Nixon was right. Trudeau was an asshole.
       
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