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How Would You Survive On a Desert Island?

Posted in Funny » Humor   25 Oct 2011   / 11417 views

If you had to make a choice of what to have while stranded on a desert island what would you choose? See the following graph to make your critical choice.

 

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How Would You Survive On a Desert Island?





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Zemzem 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
WHY NO GIRL IN CHOICE C ?
fuck the boat, give me a hit chick, and i'll take the choice C

=D
       
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Enter your name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
This is easy, option A of course.
       
ptpie                    show commment
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Enter your name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
option C
       
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A 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Easiest choice to make
       
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Enter your name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
bah small font - first i read bad personality but good at fisting!
       
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easytodo 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Option B sounds affordable. Fishing with the tools and hunting with handmade stuff... If me and the chick we are lucky enough we can make two or more children and start a brand new civilization - no need to go back home ;)
       
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2weights 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
A: snoop dog
B: edward cullen
C: hugh jackman
       
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orendadude 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Fucking A of course. Both lesbians have the same body parts as the hot chick. If one dies you still got one left. Who cares if they enjoy sex with me or not. As long as I am happy, it's all good. All women look good in the dark.
I have no problem with God,
It's his fan club I can't stand!!
       
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Duke Nukem 3D 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
B. I'll live my life as Robinson Crusoe and Friday will be the hot chick, and I'll have sex with her anytime plus she can make me fish sandwich. During hot summer, I'll relax in the fridge while having sex again with the hot chick. Lastly, listening to mp3 while receiving blowjob. Living my life like a boss for 20 years, the end.
       
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Enter your name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
B, without a doubt
       
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wit and witicism. 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
B, but if I had a better choice: girl from b, the rifle, the weed and the music
       
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Enter your name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Not A for sure. A bitching lesbian for 20 years? no thank you. Same goes with 300 rounds for the rifle, that's not enough for a year.
Option C also sounds bad, you have 3 blades for weapons and 2 dogs to feed. Nothing Option B sounds like the best thing to consider. Also, freezer!
       
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Enter your name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
What does it matter? I thought there would be a catch or something.
       
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Randomdude 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I say D
       
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ec 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
A of couse. You have 2 chicks to mess around with, the booze to deal with all their bullshit. You have all the money you will spend to look forward to. Just make sure the women don't get their hands on the gun
       
Tarzan                    show commment
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Enter your name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
The sailboat gets you off the island 8 years early. Plenty of time to chase the money and the girls when you're not stuck on an island with vicious wild animals
       
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Enter your name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
A, the booze would not be lasting 15 years lol
       
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koowilliams 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
wow... B of course...
       
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Enter your name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
dont forget the vicious wild animals !
A
       
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C 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Stuck on an island with nagging women?

I choose C
       
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kero 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
B life is short i may not survive to the 20 yr so i've to enjoy every day
       
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Pouet 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
There are Wild animals too... So i won't choose B
       
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balubalu 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
B It's easy to build yourself weapons to defend against wild animals. Also you can store the meat in the freezer.

If you are high or boozed you won't be able to defeat the animals.
       
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2Cool4Ice 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
1. b
2.a
3.c
4.b
You can't get lost if you follow your own path
       
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my name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
B, for sure. Girl to fuck, ways to get food, freezer for the hot days and music. Yes please :)
       
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coolhandluke 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I'll take the two bitches, either that or the two bitches.
       
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Enter your name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
c of course! the hot chick on b will not hot anymore after 10+ years.

with c i can escape after 8 years from the island without health care.

oh, forgot. US citizens dont have health care :D
       
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reddragon 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
you got me at lesbian.
       














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