I read all of those when they were posted and read this post again and laughed as hard. The best thing is when people imagine the creepy and embarassing things autocorrect wants them to XD
I just stopped reading the messages to inform you that #4 nearly killed me. I was eating a sandwitch and laughed so hard that i wasn't able to breath anymore for like 10 seconds and I started thinking about tracheotomy.
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It's his fan club I can't stand!!
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
Unless, you really are into her shaved pussy...