I lost my wallet after the superbowl and it had $11,000 in it. If you found my wallet and money, please contact me at imastupidgullibleidiot@yahoo.com. I'm offering a $25.00 reward for the return of my wallet and money.
I lost my wife after the superbowl. She had no money or car keys. If you find her, please do not return her. I left her there on purpose. If you must return her contact me at "Iwillkillyouwitha baseballbat@yahoo.com
I have no problem with God, It's his fan club I can't stand!!
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It's his fan club I can't stand!!
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)