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Firm Russian Ladies Want You (21 pics)

Posted by Xaniel in Random » Weird   19 Mar 2012   / 14165 views

These Russian women state plainly on a dating website what they want, and are not afraid to lay down the law when it comes to taking them out on a date.


"I am like a drug, you will die either of overdosing when you are with me or of withdrawal pains when I am not around. Be afraid of your dreams, for they may come true. Specially for boys under 30 - don't write to me, I'm not dating you."

"The Ministry of Health warns you that saving on women leads to onanism."

"I am absolutely free… So far... But I am not of easy virtue."

"Dear men from the Eastern countries - regardless of your religious persuasions, do not take the trouble of getting in touch with me."

"PLEASE, TRY TO AVOID SPELLING MISTAKES! I am also not interested in fat guys, bisexuals, people with fake pages on this website and convicts."

"I am the magician who is looking for her magic stick!"


"I can be awesome or terrible, it all depends on how lucky you are."

"This site is just a big illusion. What we really need is to meet each other, to take chances, to look into each other's eyes, to feel the smell. Otherwise you can spend years sitting in front of your computer. So what are we waiting for?"

"I am cool. If I did not respond, it doesn’t mean that I disliked you. I could be on a date with somebody at that moment. Just write later."

"I am not interested in quick sex in the car, at the office, at lunchtime etc. And sorry, I won’t invite you to my apartment."

"I am afraid to write first. I prefer to wear jeans and I'm an ordinary, amiable and sincere woman."

"You say that you conquered a woman not when you sleep with her, but when she sleeps by your side.
Beauty is a gem: the simplier it is, the more it costs.
I am very polite - even when I tell somebody to get lost, I am really anxious whether that person reaches the point of destination."

"I am sick and tired of married men! I will date them only if they pay me, which I consider the compensation for their unfaithfulness to their wives."

"I prefer the Slavic men."

"If a woman has a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, it means that cockroaches in her head try to figure out something."

"You’d better not be too interested in my life, as it may be so interesting that you will get disappointed in yours."

"No cunnilingus for me!"

"You mean nothing to me, just like I mean nothing to you."

"I date only for money and don't believe in love."

"I am good when I am good, but when I'm bad I'm even better.
Sweet... Naughty... Addictive."

Tags: russian, ladies, online, dating  

Comments (6):

fact finder 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Number 6 is a british porn star.
Tarzan 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i have seen so much fat.. i will be on diet for next week
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
samthesham 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
R guys in short demand in Russia?
Mr. E 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Most Russian guys are gay.
orendadude 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
This is totally fucked...LOL
I have no problem with God,
It's his fan club I can't stand!!
aprelka 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I live in Russia and I can confirm - it's true!
In Russia, there are beautiful girls and fat women. Where to disappear pretty slim girls and why they turn to fat women? I still can not understand ..