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A Vagina Has Many Uses… (5 pics)

Posted in Funny » Fail   27 Mar 2012   / 37224 views

I know what ya thinkin’ about. But in this case we will talk about one young woman and her wild imagination of how to pass a drug test, or more precisely how to fail it using her privates.

 

Mischelle Lindy Salzgeber, a 20-year-old woman from Dade City, Florida, has violated her felony probation for dealing in a stolen property in a certainly remarkable manner. Salzberger’s attempt to pass the drug test at the probation office turned into a double fail.

When the authorities conducted the body scan of the woman they were surprised to find something resembling a pill bottle deep inside her vagina. Salzberger then confessed at the police station that she inserted a small vodka bottle filled with another person’s urine into the vagina to cheat at the test. Unfortunately for the woman, that other urine was also tainted with drugs. Both tampering with urine and failing the chemical test led to Salzberger being apprehended and her probation revoked.






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Rivas 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
5 more years and she will be a very good face for a new ad against meth.
       
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Mr. Ree 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I wouldn't mind drinking that bottle of piss, but I wouldn't want to have to touch a vagina to get it. EWWWW
       
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Mr. Ree 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
She also has a dark spot on her right lung that she might want to get checked out.
And to the fake "Mr. Ree" above, go fuck your dog while your daddy cheers you on.
       
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orendadude 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Yikes!!!
I have no problem with God,
It's his fan club I can't stand!!
       
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Tarzan 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Ewww!!
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
       














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