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Guys Doomed to the Friend Zone (25 pics) - Picture #19

Posted by Xaniel in Funny » LOL   9 Apr 2012   / 842 views


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fgh 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
loosers loose
       
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meukr 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
wow!poor guys.....being a slave for a girl they'll never have....this is so sad and pathetic.
       
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yyy 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
girls profit from favors, so guys stop doing free favors. claim your reward!!!
       
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HoustonDeann 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
my neighbor's mother-in-law makes $72 an hour on the laptop. She has been laid off for 8 months but last month her check was $13265 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this web site .... http://qr.net/iiwe
       
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russianbread 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
They are nerds, so they can't change it if only with money xD. But all of these situations are pathetic, pfff.
       
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... 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
wow its just like being married
       
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Tarzan 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
its good to have best fraaand
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
       
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Honestly 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
If you find yourself stuck in this situation, watch a Dog Whisperer marathon. Seriously. Let's use a metaphor. Right now you are the terrible owner with horrible habits, spoiling your bitch and annoying everyone else who has to put up with her. You need to learn to be like Caesar.

Getting girls isn't about being an asshole. That's bullshit you tell yourself so you can sleep at night, and you know it. It's all about being calm and assertive, and projecting a positive energy.

Master yourself. Stop falling in love with every girl who bumps into you on the bus. Handle your shit. Don't flip out and lose your cool (even if you do it without saying a word) every time a girl you're interested in dates someone else. They can smell that shit. Stop planning a family with every girl who smiles at you in class. They can smell your lust. Stop worrying about what might happen if you ask her out and she says no. They can smell your fear.

And that terrible cologne that you pour on to try to mask your feelings, that's not working at all. You need to let them smell the real you. Clean and fresh, not doused in perfume.

Honestly? Just man the fuck up. Be kind, but don't be a pussy. Go for what you want, but don't make it into a big deal. If she says no, you haven't lost your future wife, you just need to find something else to do on Saturday.
       
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