I once had a dream where I was a 1970's porn star and was eating this girls hairy, hairy pussy. I suddenly woke up and my dog had laid across my face. Wow, was THAT embarrassing! My dog and I don't ever talk about that incident.

#1 It's also possible to wake up while you are still paralyzed. It happened to me once. It felt like I was kept in place by some invisible force. Strangely, it wasn't scary at all.

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lol @ phuckyoo

Since there was no comment function on the 'hot asian girl' post on the izismile main page, i'm using this post to simply say 'fuck you izismile', for the comment 'usually asian girls are not that pretty', which is blatant racism. WTF? Seriously, you wouldn't say 'usually black girls aren't that pretty' now would you? No. You wouldn't. You should remove that ignorant sub heading as it is highly offensive. And let me tell you, Asian girls are hot! Just as hot as white, black, hispanic or any other race. Seriously shameful shit Izismile.

I dream in vivid colors and learned to prolong my dreams or continue to dream the same dream. When I have a nightmare usually I manage to deal with situation and overcome some hidden subconscious fears, thats why nightmares are very important.
One of the hardest is to dream something you wan a dream. I am trying to see my hand for example, but so far no luck.
Some Buddhist monks can train their kung-fu moves before put them in practice. Thats the ultimate level 10.

Did you hear about the little niglet who got diarrhea?


He thought he was melting

@Mr. Ree you are very annoying, write your stupid jokes elsewhere