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Reasons Why ‘90s Boy Bands Were the Best (67 pics)

Posted by Xaniel in Random » Weird   18 Apr 2012   / 15528 views

There are so many reasons that boy bands from the 1990s were superior to current day groups that we made this compelling list. They definitely had the right stuff.

 

Our boybands had dolls,

dressed as dolls,

were bilingual,

and extremely multicultural.

(They're wearing kimonos)

Our boybands had awesome fan websites,

were competitive,

and would battle it out on TRL every day.

Our boybands looked great in sunglasses,

overalls,

camo,

ripped jeans,

leather,

tight baby t's,

polka dots with jorts,

silk pajamas,

giant top hats,

oversized robes,

this,

and I don't even know.

Our boybands weren't afraid to wear du-rags,

earrings,

onesies,

and hair extensions.

Our boybands were athletic,

How did they do it?!

really good with cheetahs,

and knew how to stylishly dress for award shows.

Our boybands had really bad tattoos, like AJ's:

69 - around belly button

extremely creative fan art,

There was only so much you could do in MS paint.

and a gay Lance Bass.

Our boybands weren't afraid to segregate their uglier members,

sold waffles,

and could dance!

Our boybands had awesome hairstyles, like Justin Timberlakes ramen noodle hair,

Nick Lachey's frosted tips,

Chris Kirkpatrick's pineapple head,

JC's mane,

Nick Carter's side part,

and Justin's cornrows.

Our boybands had super cool facial hair,

looked great in waiter's uniforms,

and had famous siblings.

Our boybands were really good with technology,

Those are cellphones.

loved designer jeans,

and had a member that looked like Jesus.

Our boybands cared about farm animals,

children,

and the holidays!

Our boybands weren't afraid to drop their pants,

wear funky hats,

and be drenched in glitter.

Our boybands weren't afraid to wrap themselves in lights,

match,

or wear leopard print.

Our boybands loved hanging out on hammocks,

riding in cars,

crossing their arms,

peeing,

pretending to be pimps,

and chillin' with hot babes.

Our boybands were spiritual,

had braces,

and liked dressing as Shakespeare.

Our boybands loved themselves,

but most importantly, they loved you!



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Comments (16):

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meukr 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
homosexuality.level 1000...
       
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Treasure 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
While you're comparing pathetic excuses for men between each other, we were listening to actual music.
Sincerely,
Rest of the world.
       
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bump 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Who are these people?
       
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Mr. Ree 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I love Boy George, Elton John, and Milli Vanilli

...but my homosexuality is level 9000 (and rising).
       
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Doctor Who 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
This is one messed up dude.
       
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klunkr 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#53 - they all just sucked off Jack Frost.
eat. sleep. program.
       
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Martial 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Bunch of fags. Thank you.
       
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fuck you izismile 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
this post just made me gay
       
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Johny 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Faggots! You're welcome...
       
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madmap 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i just had to puke a little...
       
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Khysiek 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Well, after this I'm not sure if Bieber is so bad.
       
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Jessica 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
They are still yummy <3 even though Aaron looks alot different.

Are you guys talking about incest? oh wait this is a website for pricks anyway.
       
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Jessica 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Because everyone has to listen to miserable music like death and violence no one can like pop.
       
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HOW I MISS THE 90'S! TAKE ME BACK!
       
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Indiana Jones 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM
Are you out of your mind?
       
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caption are better than the pics.
       
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