Public Proprieties 101 (29 pics + 1 gif)

Learn the easy rules of how to act good in public if you don’t want to look like people in these images.

 

Pants should cover the entirety of both cheeks:

We love dogs, but not poop:

Try dressing appropriately for the occassion:

Ron Artest on Jimmy Kimmel

And wear protective clothing when needed:

Consider other passengers when traveling in your underwear:

Please use a tissue:

Couples: quit it with the PDA

...If you do, you deserve to have your drink ninja'd.

No texting while walking. Here's why:

Wait, did you forget Rule #1 about pants covering your cheeks already?

Tattoo reads: "I'm Bossy"

Hey pal, what did I say?!

Here is an example of doing everything wrong:

Public transit is not your chillaxing zone:

This violates so many rules of society, it pains me to look at it:

I know it's tempting, but please do not hump the statues:

I appreciate you're keeping your child from annoying me, but maybe don't do this:

Please don't look at porn at the public library (even though it's technically allowed)

Don't pee your pants:

...or shart:

...But if you do, just own it.

Last of all, never, ever, EVER clip your nails in public:

7 comments

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  1. DarkWolf
    I confess. I ate the sausage before it died. But you know you wanted some, too.
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  2. ptpie
    my my
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  3. Treasure
    Oh hey, please accept a few rules I just made
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  4. Hmmm
    #11 Just keep on going. Ignore the stupid caption about stopping. Maybe the only girl on this page that isn't 300+lbs and you want her to stop?
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  5. itrollu
    Fuck you I'll live my life how I want.
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  6. Kegger
    I do the last one. I hate it when nails fly all over the place when I do it at home.
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  7. Peanut
    Live life with your ass hanging out, eh?
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