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Public Proprieties 101 (29 pics + 1 gif)

Posted in Funny » Humor   4 May 2012   / 15856 views

Learn the easy rules of how to act good in public if you don’t want to look like people in these images.

 

Pants should cover the entirety of both cheeks:

We love dogs, but not poop:

Try dressing appropriately for the occassion:

Ron Artest on Jimmy Kimmel

And wear protective clothing when needed:

Consider other passengers when traveling in your underwear:

Please use a tissue:

Couples: quit it with the PDA

...If you do, you deserve to have your drink ninja'd.

No texting while walking. Here's why:

Wait, did you forget Rule #1 about pants covering your cheeks already?

Tattoo reads: "I'm Bossy"

Hey pal, what did I say?!

Here is an example of doing everything wrong:

Public transit is not your chillaxing zone:

This violates so many rules of society, it pains me to look at it:

I know it's tempting, but please do not hump the statues:

I appreciate you're keeping your child from annoying me, but maybe don't do this:

Please don't look at porn at the public library (even though it's technically allowed)

Don't pee your pants:

...or shart:

...But if you do, just own it.

Last of all, never, ever, EVER clip your nails in public:



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Comments (7):

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DarkWolf 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I confess. I ate the sausage before it died. But you know you wanted some, too.
       
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ptpie 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
my my
ptpie
       
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Treasure 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Oh hey, please accept a few rules I just made
       
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Hmmm 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#11 Just keep on going. Ignore the stupid caption about stopping. Maybe the only girl on this page that isn't 300+lbs and you want her to stop?
       
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itrollu 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Fuck you I'll live my life how I want.
       
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Kegger 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I do the last one. I hate it when nails fly all over the place when I do it at home.
       
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Peanut 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Live life with your ass hanging out, eh?
       
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