Oh mighty god of brewery, please enlighten us and deliver personally to us all what you consider as beer, make it at easily accessible as the brands you call American/Mexican urine and we can all get along in alcoholic madness!
Or you could shut the fuck up about it and keep drinking your hipster beer (we're too mainstream).
Wait a minute! Selena Gomez is drinking "ButterBeer" a softdrink with sweet cream added you get from the Harry Potter attractions at Universal Studios, Florida.
I don't like beer that much. Funny thing about beer is that it increases enzyme aromatase in liver that converts testosterone to estrogen and causes famous "beer belly" and grows breasts. So the more you drink beer, the more woman -like you will become. Also, it decreases erection power for men and makes orgasms more difficult for women. Only men with very high testosterone level can benefit from drinking beer since too high testosterone causes man to last not-so-long in bed. Maybe women with moustaches should drink beer too...
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Or you could shut the fuck up about it and keep drinking your hipster beer (we're too mainstream).