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This Is Why Beaches Suck (40 pics)

Posted by Xaniel in Funny » Humor   5 Jul 2012   / 14100 views

Going to a beach is definitely not an option if you search for a good way to spend a hot summer day. These pictures show all the ghastly things you are to face there.

 

Diapers

Used needles

Awkward wet marks from bathing suit

Stinky wet towels and bathing suits in your laundry

Mean birds

Seagulls stealing your food

Seagulls stealing your shades

Used condoms

Having to get in the water to pee

Sand in your shoes

Not getting sunblock in the middle of your back

Tanning

Sunscreen in your eyes

Hairy backs

More hairy backs 

Wind

Seaweed

Thongs

Speedos

Dogs off the leash causing trouble

Wet dogs shaking water at you

Parking

Naked babies

Kids

Crowds

Humanity

Bad beach bodies

Good beach bodies

Crabs

Jellyfish

Portuguese Man O' Wars

Sharks

More sharks

So many sharks

Get the hell out of here, shark, I hate you so much

Sand around the rim of your soda can

Sand in your car..... FOREVER

Sand

More sand

Sand EVERYWHERE






Tags: funny, beaches, wtf  

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Dreth 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I hate sand. Fuck sand!
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Dreth 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I must... not feed... the troll... but...

The fact I hate sand doesn't mean I don't go to the beach or that I'll make a post online solely on my hatred towards sand (my comment above didn't require a whole lot of effort and it said exactly what I felt).

However, when I do go to the beach and finally go barefoot and dive and all that, the bothersome part is getting sand all over inside the car. I think that's pretty much a general feeling, unless you're a die-hard surfer or your car is still full of sand despite not going to the beach, then you are just a pig in general.
http://www.Dreth.com
       
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easytodo 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
This is why bitches suck... I see what you did here ... ;)
       
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Nezumi 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
       
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easytodo 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
lol I know :D
       
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One 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
What kind of beaches you go to?
       
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Mr. Ree 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
That is why you losers should stay home in your parents basement and surf the Internet, jerk off, and play video games instead of going to the beach.
       
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Rivas 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Says the hating moron commenting every fucking picdump.
       
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Mr. Ree 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Rivas, please go back to playing video games and jerking off (to gay porn) in your mommy's basement.
       
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jubyp0b 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
@ Mr Ree
The above reasons mentioned for hating the beach are stupid. Like the great Bill Hicks once said, there are people there with tanned skin and white teeth, and then I come along, with my white skin and tanned teeth. Also, it's a place where *dirt* meets *water*.

Other than that, the beach in my country is just lame; too many douchebags drinking Salitos and Campari and pretending to get drunk. Not to mention the most interesting things you can find out about..nothing from hearing them talk. The beach may have been something better 10-15-20 years ago, but at the moment, I see it as a big trashy douchbaggy city club - except outdoors, floor turned to sand.

Heh, I wish I could go to the mountains.
       
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gigantes 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
exactly- stay home. it takes a real crybaby to ignore all the great stuff in the beach experience and instead focus on just the things that annoy you.
       














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