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Reasons to Feel Comfortable In Your Skin (39 pics + 1 gif)

Posted in Funny » Humor   11 Jul 2012   / 9378 views

This post should help you feel much better about yourself and your life.

 

You are not this woman

This is not your room

You will never have to learn this lesson the hard way

You didn't just...

spill milk all over your goddamn self

Never again

Also never again

You will never know what it's like to get your head stuck in a clothes hanger

You do not eat up to 2 pounds of rock a day

Therefore you will never look like this:

You didn't just fuck up a game of Jenga

You will never be a Kardashian

You will never read this book

You do not have a Korn tramp stamp

Or a giant tattoo of Adam Duritz on your back

No one will ever force you to dress up in a stupid duck costume

Your first kiss wasn't broadcasted on national television

You will never be on Judge Judy for throwing a pinecone at someone

You will never see this many raccoons together at once

You will never protest a fish fry

You are not the random little brother left out of your older brothers' extremely successful boyband

You've never been photographed breaking a swing

You know Beyonce and Jay-Z are married, so this will never happen to you

You also know how to spell ambiance

You will never get Polio

Your best friend is not a tuba

You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on

You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on

You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on

You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on

You are not this old lady posing in THE OCEAN with her clothes on

This is also not you

Not you

Not you

Not you

Not you

Not you

Not you

Lastly, be grateful that someone didn't take an extremely unflattering picture of you sleeping and post it all over the internet






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