These "dreadful omens" show clearly that our world shall perish no later than this December.
First off, half of the 10 biggest earthquakes since 1900 have come in the last 8 years
The last 6 months in the USA have been the hottest on record
With a record number of tornadoes
50 tornadoes in Kansas, Missouri and Illinois combined with Friday's round of more than 85 from Alabama to Indiana and Ohio rank as the new high for number of twisters in March.
The US is currently experiencing one of the worst droughts ever
The shaded areas are classified as natural disaster areas. It's the largest natural disaster area in U.S. history.
Oh yeah, Europe also experienced one of their coldest winters ever in 2012
Supernaturally, there are mysterious cosmic rays
Swarms of spiders invading towns in India
A mystery "haze" in China
Even more importantly, kids are drinking hand sanitizer
The inventor of the oreo creme filling died in May
Paula Deen was diagnosed with diabetes
The world record for fist-pumping has finally been broken
And Crocs made $1 Billion in 2011!
Besides that, seals are making out with whales
Dogs are making out with dolphins
Pugs can't tell the difference between what's real or fake
Alpacas and dogs?!
Basically, animals are really confused
And especially this
So, what's happening in December?
Well, there's going to be an asteroid
Dick Clark died, so there can't/won't be a New Year
And the spawn of Snooki is due
Goodbye, Sweet World