Life can be so unfair, especially when you're small in height.
Companies don't care about you
Clothes never fit properly
Cars aren't made for you
You can never see at concerts
No one ever picked you to be on their team during recess
You are probably going to make less money than other people
Some places don't even let you in because of your height deficiency!
It's tougher to date so you sometimes have to resort to this
Kitchens weren't made for you
So you have to have one of these annoying stools around at all times
Even grocery stores discriminate and force you to do things like this just to get a blue Powerade
Socks never fit right
And "No-Show" always shows!
You get embarrassed at the Doctor's office because you still have to use this to get on the table
You have to play pool like this
Your feet never get to rest on the ground
And hugs are always awkward
I mean, REALLY awkward
Your friends even use you as an arm rest
Don't even think about trying to stand in a pool
And they always make you sit in the front during team photos
But at least we always have ample legroom