All you need to do is to follow these simple steps and the gloomiest day of your life will be brightened up immediately.
First, say this slowly to yourself
Try going outside
But if you're stuck at work, imagine your dream job
Do something new with your hair
And take a brand new Facebook profile picture of it
And imagine it's this day in Middle School
And that your fridge looks like this
And that Michael Cera's mustache never happened
Imagine Justin Timberlake made this song a reality
And that NASCAR was more like Mario Kart
Not doing it for you?
QUICK! Look at this giant stack of pancakes
QUICK! Look at these pictures of Kim Kardashian crying
Quick! Look at Snoop Dogg and his long lost brother
Quick! Look at these pandas on a slide!
PHEW! Now relax...
...and think about all the things you have to be thankful for:
Be thankful this isn't happening in your hometown
Or this in your backyard
Be thankful that your bubble bath didn't overflow
And no one put bread on your head
Be thankful you aren't stuck in a swing right now
And that a picture of Eminem making nachos exists
Now look at this picture
Return your angers
And smile like a dog wearing a sombrero
Because your day just got better.