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A Recipe for Having an Excellent Day (27 pics + 4 gifs)

Posted by Xaniel in Funny » Humor   30 Aug 2012   / 8270 views

All you need to do is to follow these simple steps and the gloomiest day of your life will be brightened up immediately.

 

First, say this slowly to yourself

Try going outside

But if you're stuck at work, imagine your dream job

Do something new with your hair

And take a brand new Facebook profile picture of it

Now focus...

And imagine it's this day in Middle School

And that your fridge looks like this

And that Michael Cera's mustache never happened

Imagine Justin Timberlake made this song a reality

And that NASCAR was more like Mario Kart

Not doing it for you?

QUICK! Look at this giant stack of pancakes

QUICK! Look at these pictures of Kim Kardashian crying

Quick! Look at Snoop Dogg and his long lost brother

Quick! Look at these pandas on a slide!

PHEW! Now relax...

...and think about all the things you have to be thankful for:

Be thankful this isn't happening in your hometown

Or this in your backyard

Be thankful that your bubble bath didn't overflow

And no one put bread on your head

Be thankful you aren't stuck in a swing right now

And that a picture of Eminem making nachos exists

Now look at this picture

Return your angers

And smile like a dog wearing a sombrero

Because your day just got better.






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joop 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
What a load of crap.
       
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bubba 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
^ what he said
       
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android ics 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i wish i could kill a lot of people today
       














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