#33 Jalapenos/chili/whatever is absolutely positively no viagra. In a dare, I ate something called a "Cuban"?(Or something like it) and the last thing I thought of after that was sex. I was more interested in how to swallow the entire contents of the freezer or to set off a firecracker in my mouth to dull the pain.
Hipster hate is universal and everlasting. They know they piss people off, that's why they do it. Same reason black kids wear their pants down off their asses, to piss off the honkies.
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#93 - that's a scooter for disabled people, not a mobile toilet, you fat blob of shit!!!
#29 - The name screams porn star, but the face screams crack whore.
#50 HAHAHA :D
#93 SERIOUSLY???
It's his fan club I can't stand!!