Are you still not sure that the 2000s have truly come and gone? Here are a few key facts that prove that we have to bid them farewell!
We're out of Iraq
Eminem just turned 40
Abercrombie has lost a third of its market value
Nike just terminated its contract with Lance Armstrong
Drake isn't on Degrassi anymore
Your jeans have gotten skinnier
Britney Spears is a responsible mother
You don't need Kazaa
You don't need Blockbuster
TV executives turned down a Paris Hilton show
Your haven't checked [email protected] in years. Your email address is now your name
Boy bands don't do synchronized dance moves
The Lakers haven't gotten past the conference semifinals in two years
MySpace is getting a facelift
Kelly Clarkson is releasing a greatest hits album
Making fun of something by calling it "gay" isn't cool anymore
Aaron Carter is inspiring the next generation of teen pop stars
You're starting to regret your barbed wire tattoo
And most importantly, your phone no longer clips on your pants like this
So, to sum it up, you can refer to females as cunts, whores, and bitches, make a joke about a kid getting crippled for life because he made a skateboarding error, but don't use any racial slurs in your comments when they post a blatantly racially stereotype picture or video.
Doing that will get you banned and makes Jesus cry.
I hope I cleared that up for you.
#3 I knew Abercrombie the crummy zombie was just a fad.
#4 Ya, for 7 years of doping.
#11 Hog wash.