First, let's generate thousands of likes with improper grammar
Next, let's see how stupid the general facebook population is
If you commented, I'm judging you hardcore.
P.S. This says "3th"
Someone died? Okay, time for desperate measures
It's election season, right? This works
1. This page is called YOLO
2. Justin Bieber is a lesbian, not a man
Don't forget to threaten fans with the fiery pits of hell
ZOMG I DIDN'T LIKE THIS I'M GOING TO BE BFFS WITH SATAN.
Remember, our fans are tiny humans with no cognitive abilities
Thank you for treating me like a 4 year old. Makes me feel young again.
I don't even...
R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out who is a disrespectful twat
If you don't like this, you're obviously a cruel person.
Then, we ask fans to help us achieve the impossible. Thank god for likes
Recycle copy with a new picture. Perfect.
Come up with a brilliant piece of content to generate comments
Oh, that's on my computer screen. Oops
I'm so glad my "like" will destroy this demon insect.
The faster we get users to like this, the better. Make it quick!
What happens if I wait 5 seconds?? Will my computer explode?!
Do a little reverse psychology. Always a winner
Yeah, because facebook has a dislike button...
And then there's the comment trolls:
STOP DOING THIS.