Kim Kardashian feasting on a bird:
Paul Ryan pumpin' iron:
Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne creating Chavril:
This shirt:
The baby named Hashtag:
Honey Boo Boo's mom going down a waterslide:
And Honey Boo Boo's sister's baby with two thumbs:
And just Honey Boo Boo in general:
The guy with the Miley Cyrus chest tattoo:
The real-life Popeye:
That somebody let these people on Twitter:
What Beans from "Even Stevens" looks like now:
Just kidding, Beans looks like a goddamn boss.
That lady who knocked down a newspaper dispenser just so she could eat a pickle:
Nicki Minaj's Republican rap:
Hulk Hogan's sex tape:
Kids drinking hand sanitizer:
And "butt chugging:"
People boycotting a COOKIE:
Peaches Geldoff tipping her baby over:
The devastating death of the Twinkie:
Guy Fieri eating in reverse:
The Aquafresh hot dog stock photo:
Tan Mom:
Guy Fieri eating in reverse, again:
Rupert Murdoch's hands:
That someone let this guy use a dating site:
What the Blink 182 girl looks like today:
People who didn't know who Paul McCartney is:
Justin Bieber dressing like a total doucher when meeting the Prime Minister of Canada:
Synchronized swimming faces:
Jean-short sandal-boots:
The Miami cannibal making cannibalism hip again:
People who thought Carl Weathers was Joseph Kony:
Mary Kate's old, creepy dad-boyfriend:
The Australian spiderweb fields:
Michael Cera's mustache:
Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair:
American flag contacts:
The secret behind Christina Hendricks' bust:
Bagelheads:
And Chris Brown. Still.