Kim Kardashian feasting on a bird:

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Paul Ryan pumpin' iron:

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Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne creating Chavril:

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This shirt:

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The baby named Hashtag:

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Honey Boo Boo's mom going down a waterslide:

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And Honey Boo Boo's sister's baby with two thumbs:

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And just Honey Boo Boo in general:

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The guy with the Miley Cyrus chest tattoo:

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The real-life Popeye:

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That somebody let these people on Twitter:

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What Beans from "Even Stevens" looks like now:

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Just kidding, Beans looks like a goddamn boss.

That lady who knocked down a newspaper dispenser just so she could eat a pickle:

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Nicki Minaj's Republican rap:

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Hulk Hogan's sex tape:

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Kids drinking hand sanitizer:

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And "butt chugging:"

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People boycotting a COOKIE:

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Peaches Geldoff tipping her baby over:

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The devastating death of the Twinkie:

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Guy Fieri eating in reverse:

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The Aquafresh hot dog stock photo:

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Tan Mom:

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Guy Fieri eating in reverse, again:

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Rupert Murdoch's hands:

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That someone let this guy use a dating site:

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What the Blink 182 girl looks like today:

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People who didn't know who Paul McCartney is:

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Justin Bieber dressing like a total doucher when meeting the Prime Minister of Canada:

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Synchronized swimming faces:

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Jean-short sandal-boots:

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The Miami cannibal making cannibalism hip again:

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People who thought Carl Weathers was Joseph Kony:

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Mary Kate's old, creepy dad-boyfriend:

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The Australian spiderweb fields:

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Michael Cera's mustache:

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Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair:

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American flag contacts:

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The secret behind Christina Hendricks' bust:

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Bagelheads:

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And Chris Brown. Still.

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