Things you can expect to see in Portland…

A poop vandal terrorized the stop signs downtown:

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Someone locked their Hula-Hoop to a bike rack:

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A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:

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That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:

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Someone stole a large blue gorilla wearing gold shorts:

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"Trek in the Park" happened:

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Bacon Mondays:

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A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald's drive-through.

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Service cats:

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The LARP club was established:

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This was a news story:

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Also this:

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A man chilled with his alpaca on the side of the street:

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Someone found a chicken:

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Someone else was missing a chicken:

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Two guys decided to knit together while waiting for a plane:

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Someone sold their drag queen kit at a garage sale:

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Two jellyfish closed down a street:

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A woman covered his entire body in leaves:

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A baby was stolen:

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Another person locked up their Hula-Hoop:

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Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:

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The "PoeTree":

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"Birds on Things":

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This happened:

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So did this:

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This:

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Can't forget about this:

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This too:

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THE END.

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