And impossibly, she is as hot as she was in 2004.
You guys, I'm scared
Is it 2004 again?!
2004ney? That you?
Do time machines exist?
BECAUSE HOT DAMN I BELIEVE THEY DO.
Last night, the legendary Miss Britney Spears made a surprise appearance at Elton John's Oscar party.
Wait, oops. Correction: A flawless BRUNETTE legend made a surprise appearance at Elton John's party.
It's Brunetteney, bitch!
And everyone felt fortunate to be in her presence. Especially this dude, you should have heard him!