Mail order brides...the perfect solution for losers who can't get a woman on their own turf. Of course, once in North America, these lovely ladies will flee the nest for bigger and better options.
#12 is Svetwanta Yurdickinmymouth and she's from just outside Siberia. I sent her $44,000 eight months ago and she is on her way here to the states to marry me. She had some weather problems at the airport for a few months, then her mother got sick and she had to care for her, but I'm sure she will be here very soon...
I can't wait!
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Awwww...Don't like my comment? Do you think I give a crap what you think?
ooh ooh, can i be a groomsman? and hey! i could probably contribute generously to her mother's care, since this really cool nigerian dude is hooking me up with a bunch of unclaimed money very soon. we just need to get through a processing-fees process... should cost about $44K or so.
Somebody doesn't like our comments, Mr. Ree. Gee, think it's one of the losers? Never mind. I gave you a 'thumbs up'. And, to whoever didn't like my comment, you get the finger. The middle one.
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I can't wait!
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Do you think I give a crap what you think?
hang on a second...