Your GPS may secretly be trying to kill you.
This is what losing weight feels like.
Original arcade games were much deeper in meaning than the ones we have now.
Cereal will remain one of your favorite foods for your entire life.
The company of friends is the most comforting thing you encounter on a regular basis.
You will never appreciate this going on near or around you.
As we are often the guy in the hoodie.
A sense of doom awaits when you are not prepared for the beach. (look closely)
Some questions are best left unanswered.
Some things look too good to be true, and are.
This will be explained to future generations in the same way we try to decipher hieroglyphics.
"But what's a drop-box?"
There was something magical about the 90's that you can't put your finger on... but you miss it.
Politics is confusing and terrifying.
Your best intentions sometimes don't turn out.
You are often this dog when it comes to romance.
If you had to graffiti something, you would most likely write this.
Because you know this is true:
Everyday you wake-up hoping a complete stranger will walk up to you and hand you one of these.
There is a monster who lives in your car. He eats your glasses.
This is a difficult choice you make on a daily basis.
Sexism is not cool in any direction.
This is the meaning of 74.5% of University Degrees handed out in 2012.
Mistaken food can scar you for life.
This has been and remains our basic understanding of a birthday cards function.
And we get tired of celebrating birthdays.
The economy has not improved very much recently.
Some people are actually insane and free to do what they want in society.
But they have the potential to add so much joy to your day.
Our differences can be very funny and people should attempt to be more lighthearted about them.
This park is not fun.
And these are the worst rules ever.
A great deal of fashion is quite meaningless.
Some risks are just not worth it.
Most people are not going to pay attention to you.
But you can have fun regardless.
This image represents modern society (you are the large man in the middle)
For many people, this is a legitimate definition of the American Dream.
There is truly no logical end to what people will buy.
Compulsively taking pictures of what you are about to put into your body is weird.
Mother Nature is pretty wonderful.
Alligators and Crocodiles are essentially just living dinosaurs that still roam the earth and will eat you if they can.
Animals are wonderful until they start chasing you.
This is how every September felt growing up.
Honesty is always the best policy.
Weathermen are generally wrong and not qualified for their job.
This is how you should treat a great server.
You should not always do what you are told.
There are some really important, universal rules we should all abide by.
But there is no better feeling than the thrill of rebellion.
So remember that your life is special.
And have no fear! If Australia made it to tomorrow, so will you!