The guy who invented a new way of using the stairs:
Or the man who found a way to never use the stairs again:
The worst Santa Claus ever:
The future (let's say 2017) limbo champ:
The man who had his dog take him for a nice walk:
The man who will have a personal vendetta against doors for the rest of his life:
And the young man who will never wear pants again:
This lady, who is also the greatest thing that has ever happened to local news:
The man who set the record for fastest DUI test fail of all time:
And the man who set the record for the closest call of all time:
The young lady who forgot that the goal is actually to go UPSTAIRS, not OVERSTAIRS:
The man who thinks he's a monorail:
The man whose attempts to bring roof surfing into the mainstream were ultimately in vain:
Santa Claus, again:
The two newest members of the Society For People Against Escalators:
And the newest member of the Society For People Against Poles That Are Right In Front Of Your Face:
The lady that will never sit the same way again:
And the man who lost the battle against a fan:
And also his own feet:
And actually pretty much everything else in this store: