Washing your hands with Grandpa.
Shaving your eyebrows. #fuckthesystem
Anytime that requires this many tags.
A family member’s funeral.
Drinking a Rockstar.
Blowing out your candles WHILE your family tries to take your picture.
Running onto the field at the College Baseball World Series.
(PS - She got a $1500 fine for this selfie. Totally worth it.)
Not realizing that you’re standing in front of a one-way mirror.
Being a cat and hanging out with friends.
Getting caught in the riots in Turkey.
Being a poster for Superman Returns.
Wasting perfectly good chocolate sauce.
Buying a new lawnmower.
Realizing your thumb looks like a reality TV star.
Running into that rapper your kids like at the airport.
Realizing you have the ‘v’.
Finishing a workout with your grandma.
Almost getting beaned by a fly ball.
Running into Nicolas Cage at his worst moment.
Your baby having a fit.
Getting high for the first time.