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Some Things That Are Actually Better about Being Single (12 pics + 8 gifs)

Posted by Raya in Funny   1 Aug 2013   / 6209 views

Not having to share your last bite.

Making an impulse decision without having to tell anyone.

Getting seated first at a busy restaurant.

Getting to go on a first date. A couple of times.

Free dinner!

When you get someone’s number.

Coming home and having the entire bed to yourself.

Time to sleep diagonallyyyyy!

When you let out a satisfying bodily function.

#noregrets.

Getting a paycheck and knowing it’s all going to be spent on yourself.

Having a successful marathon of the TV show of your choice.

Seeing your friends who are in relationships bicker.

When you realize you can move to wherever you want.

When you go out and you’re never the one who’s careful of breaking rules.

When you order a pizza and there’s no sharing necessary.

When Valentine’s Day rolls around and you don’t have to plan or deal with the drama.

Getting a match on a dating site.

That first time you go to a restaurant or the movies alone and realize it’s actually fun.

Thinking, Where does this go? and then realizing, Wherever I want.

Getting somewhere early because you weren’t held up by anyone.

When you don’t have to go to “couples parties.”

Basically, every moment is a small triumph, because you’re young, wild, and free.






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einsib 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#7 not being able to fart in front of you gf is not a healthy relationship
       
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crispy 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Almost all of the 20 things listed are not a problem for those of us in a relationship WITH THE RIGHT PERSON!
       
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BullFrog 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Someone needed to prove it is good to be alone, I tell you a secret .. shh, come closer.. it is not.
       
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gothamkittie 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
The only good thing about being "alone" is the potential to meet that special someone!
       
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#20, when you are not young anymore, having no kids, few friends (because all are busy with their families) then beeing single isn'T the best option anymore for most of us.
       














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