Because all your wildest dreams will come true:
And even if they don’t, you’ll be able to make the best of what you have:
You’ll make friendships that will last a lifetime:
And hey, you might even find your one true soulmate:
And you might even get to meet the president! You never know:
You’ll be confident in your strengths:
You might even try out some new styles:
People might try to take advantage of you other days, but not today:
Things might even get a bit scary:
But if they do, just rember…
You can do whatever you want today:
You can get whatever you want today:
And today you might just hit the jackpot:
Look at the bright side — at least this isn’t you:
And this isn’t going to happen to you:
And neither is this:
You might even get that haircut you’ve always wanted:
You might even find your new favorite food:
Or discover where you’ve always belonged:
Today you’re going to do the unthinkable:
You’re going to get your big break:
Or, at the very least, your small break:
Now channel the energy of these two heroes…
Channel your inner Richard Gray…
Look at this picture of Beyoncé beating Kanye West in Connect 4…