A dispenser for dispensing Tic Tac dispensers.
A machine that allows you to create your own custom bag of Skittles.
A junk-food pairing menu, so you can treat your burger like a fine wine.
Colour-changing ice cream.
Croissants in a can, because it’s such a good idea to have croissants come out of a can.
Soft marshmallow Oreos.
Crispy marshmallow Oreos.
Triple double-stuffed Oreos. Sextuple Oreos, for anyone counting.
Fusion fruit pastilles.
A green-tea Kit Kat, which makes perfect sense so long as you don’t think about it at all.
This is the llama dressed like Batman that you never knew you wanted.
This is a half-loaf of bread stuffed with ice-cream.
This home cinema system is flawless.
A Scotch tape dispenser that will fulfill all your dreams.
Candyfloss that gets you high.
A craft-beer vending machine.
A vodka vending machine.
Or a champagne vending machine if vodka is too peasant-like for you.
An amphibious RV.
A baseball bat combined with a flashlight.
Pizza crust stuffed with hot dog to satisfy all your meat in dough needs.
Unless what you really want is a cheeseburger pizza surrounded by mini-burgers covered in cheese just because.
A flea repellant for humans.
A cup of tea with a biscuit holder.
This perfectly profane use of 3D printing.
This thing that keeps your beer perfectly straight while you dance like a stereotype of a white person.
An auto-beer filler.
A bin that moves to collect falling trash like it’s been freaking enchanted.
These milk and cookie shots.
This is a genius way to play video games.
Mints in a mini-packet so you don’t have loose mints everywhere.
Live ladybugs, available for delivery from Amazon
Mini-goldfish, giant M&M. What. A. World.
Bacon on a stick.
And this is a SPRINKLES MILL.
Teriyaki chicken in a damn pineapple.
Mini, pre-unwrapped Starburst.
Milk + pourable cap = really obvious idea.
This ice tray that someone finally thought through.
Potato salad getting funded for thousands of dollars because the internet has decided that’s a good thing.
This really important invention.
The final solution to all your shower woes.
Breaking Bad bath salts.
And this final revelation that will prove that yes, yes, this is the finest time to be alive.