Jägermeister

Jäg·er·mei·ster (noun): “You know how in a fairy tale, there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guy starts kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle–you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.”

That pearl of wisdom comes from Phil Dunphy of “Modern Family,” and it is possibly the best and only way to describe Jäger. Aside from its magical coupling capibilities, Jäger’s secret blend of herbs and spices only leads to one thing: vomit.