Coconut Rum

If you’re a beginner at drinking, chances are your go-to drink is good ol’ coconut rum. I won’t blame you, it’s delicious–almost too good to be true. Spoiler alert: it is. The average bottle of coconut rum has about 1,700 calories. In case you didn’t know, that’s a whole lot of calories. That’s, like, half a pizza. If you’re looking to fast track the freshman 15, I highly recommend a nice liter of coconut rum.