A quick way to stop people from making these jokes would be to fine them $1,000,000 (or take all of their assets), inject them with the Ebola virus, and air drop them over the Middle East during one of the muslim holidays where all the muzzie gather by the millions (parachute optional).
Video record the whole thing and play it on national TV.
The jokes will stop pretty quick.

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Stupid is as stupid does.

nah, just should've made him do his "patriotic" duty; since he claimed he had Ebola, let him become a test subject. For the greater good of all.

Even better, just release his name.