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Proof That Sex Changes for the Better the Older You Get (24 gifs)

Posted in NSFW   28 Oct 2014   / 12267 views

These are just some of the ways that sex is different at ages 18, 25 and 30 years old.

Foreplay:

At 18: Foreplay? What’s that?

At 25: You’ve got some tricks up your sleeve.

At 30: YES PLEASE, ALL OF IT.

Underwear:

At 18: The faster it’s off, the better.

At 25: You have the perfect pair of lingerie ready to go.

At 30: Whatever you’re wearing at the time.

Level of awkwardness:

At 18: Almost totally awkward.

At 25: Nothing that some alcohol won’t fix.

At 30: You’ve got this.

Frequency:

At 18: He wants to do it all the time.

At 25: All the time you spend together is for that.

At 30: She wants to do it more than him.

Times in one night:

At 18: All the times that is physically possible.

At 25: Two or three and then spooning.

At 30: Once, but pretty damn mind-blowing.

Where:

At 18: In your parents’ house, hiding.

At 25: Anywhere, and if there’s a chance of getting caught, even better.

At 30: In the comfort of your bed.

Duration:

At 18: Five minutes.

At 25: Fifteen minutes, including the cigarette after.

At 30: Thirty minutes.

Expectations:

At 18: You’ll spend the rest of your lives together after this.

At 25: Maybe you guys can live together at some point?

At 30: Just being together right now.






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treehugger73 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I haven't had sex at 18, neither at 25, nor at 30. My first time was at 32, and the relationship was over by the end of 33. Now I'm 41 and had less sex in my life than the average man at 16. So yes, it will only get better...
       
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Mr. Ree 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I guess you're so proud of that, you had to post it twice...


whatever...

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treehugger73 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
No, it didn't get posted the first time, so I clicked again. Maybe it's because of the relaunch?
       
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noseriously 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
maybe your wrist twitches
       
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Mr_Ree_ 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Fun fact: a man's nut cream gets tastier the older he gets.

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Thingy 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
38 now and having the best sex ever. Finding the right woman helps...or just finding a woman!
       














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