Although most people would never willingly confess to doing these things, at the end of the day we can all relate to most of the stuff on this list.
Put your hand down your pants or in your shirt while you’re watching TV.
NOT in a sexual way. Just… It’s warm down there.
Picture yourself on stage performing the songs you’re listening to.
And you’re KILLING it.
Wonder if people who’ve since long disappeared from your life (or whom you’ve only met once or twice) still think about you from time to time.
Cringe remembering something you did years ago.
This usually occurs around 1 a.m. when you’re trying to go to sleep.
Post something on Instagram or Facebook, then delete it when it only gets one like.
Feel like an impostor.
In other words, like your school/job made a mistake letting you in and it’s only a matter of time before they figure it out.
Cup your hands against your chest in the shower, let them fill with water and then drop it all at once.
Let your fart fly free when no one else is around.
Imagine what would happen if you suddenly punched or kissed the person you are talking to.
Freak out if someone doesn’t text back within five minutes.
Or, you know, five seconds.
Walk down the street listening to music and pretend you’re in a movie.
It’s weird that no one has made this movie yet!
Stalk people on Facebook.
Then panic that they can tell you’re doing it.
Have full-blown conversations with yourself in your head.
Or out loud.
Look at your poop in the toilet before you flush it.
And get mad when the toilet paper covers it up and you can’t see it.
Pick up your underwear from the floor with your toes and then “toss” it up and grab it.
Pick your nose.
Have a crush on a teacher/professor.
See a text, imagine your reply, and then, hours later, realize you never replied.
Go to a wedding and think, Hey, they’re gonna have sex tonight.
Feel really insecure at times.
Let this make you more confident! Even President Obama has self-doubt.