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MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE WANTED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT ME BEING TOO CHILDISH, BUT SHE DIDN’T KNOW THE PASSWORD TO GET IN.

SO SPACE IS NOW AVAILABLE….

FORT FEATURES WIFI & A GREAT VIEW OF THE TV FOR NETFLIX

SET UP IN THE CORNER, SO ITS ALWAYS 90 DEGREES INSIDE.

HAS BIG FUZZY GUARD DOG FOR SECURITY. UNLESS YOU HAVE PIZZA. THEN HES WORTHLESS.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (unless you have pizza)

RESPOND WITH YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTER IN THE SUBJECT. NAME ALL 151 ORIGINAL POKEMON, AND DESCRIBE YOUR PREFECT SUNDAY.

IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY, GATHER THE DRAGON BALLS, AND CONTACT PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH; PLANET EXPRESS, NEW NEW YORK.