The Lazy Glasses
So you can actually lie down while reading or watching TV. Amazon, $9.43.
Shoot Again Indoor Basketball Hoop Set
Be athletic from the comfort of your own bed. Fancy, $50.
No more awkwardly sleeping with your foot out from under the covers. Amazon, $84.95.
SipSnap Drink Covers
Because spilling your wine in bed probably means you’ll have to do laundry. SipSnap, $19.95 (set of three).
Remote Control Pillow
If you misplace this remote, that’s on you. Sears, $19.99.
These won’t hurt your ears when lying down. Bedphones, $59.95.
Smart Sensor Anti-Snore Pillow
This pillow detects snoring and automatically inflates to nudge the snorer to turn over. Amazon, $104.
Thumb Thing Book Page Holder
One hand for book, one hand for snacks. Amazon, $5.23.
The Bariseur Alarm Clock and Coffee Brewer
Wake up to the fresh scent of coffee every morning. This product is still in development, but will soon be available to purchase at Josh Renouf Design.
Comfort U Total Body Support Pillow
The joy of cuddles without the annoyance of other people. Amazon, $99.95.
Glowing Memo Alarm Clock
For important memos like “Don’t forget to wear pants!” Fancy, $20.
For important memos like “I love you, sleeping buddy.” Houzz, $19.95.
Keep a stash of beers by your bed without looking like a frat house. This Is Why I’m Broke, $379.
Heated Huggie Bear
For cramps and cuddles. Firebox, $30.79.
USB Bed Lift Set
You’ll be able to host a full-on study sesh in your dorm bed. Bed, Bath & Beyond, $29.99.
Privacy Pop Bed Tent
Doubles as a play fort, as everything should. Privacy Pop, $129.99.
New York Window Poster
For the NYC “bedroom” without any actual windows. Fancy, $14.
Igloo Dome Pillow
Light and sound-absorbent. Japan Trend Shop, $225.
Sound Asleep Pillow
For podcast pillow talk. Firebox, $27.69.
Spill-Proof Nail Polish Holder
Uneven bed, meet manicure. Amazon, $9.99.
Pizza Pie Queen Duvet
Warning: May cause cheesy dreams. Cafe Press, $158.
Nap Massaging Bed Rest
Wireless Appliance Remote Control
Getting up to turn off the light is for noobs. Amazon, $12.74.
Glass of Milk Light
To keep lactose-intolerant monsters away and also to light your way to the bathroom. Firebox, $12.29.
Apple Pie Blanket
Because this is America. Beloved Shirts, $49.95.
Book Rest Lamp
Because who can keep track of a bookmark, really? Gone Reading, $69.99.
Remote Control Garbage Can
Japan Trend Shop, $36.
Aurora Night Sky Projector
Why go outside? Amazon, $93.10.
Multifunctional Laptop Stand
So many ~positions~. Amazon, $39.99.