When you were just really, really tired last night.
When it’s a video interview.
When you’ve been on the toilet too long.
When you just don’t want to let go of the summer.
When you were feeling lazy.
When you might just have another spoonful.
When you just decided to buy the most basic model.
When there are cats in the house.
When the potatoes were forgotten about.
When you just need “that drawer” to put all your shit in.
When the charger is in the other room.
When you live alone.
When you know you shouldn’t ever throw a carrier bag away.
When someone is having a party.
When you really are very ready to order your food now.
When you have way, way too much work to do.
When you still want your seat but also want a piss.
When you don’t feel like folding stuff right this second.
When you just had some takeout food.
When you would actually really like some more wine.
When it’s all gone wrong.
When you really don’t want anyone to sit next to you.
When you don’t know if you want another sandwich.
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