Here’s a feel good story: It starts off typically enough. First, a guy destroys his ex-girlfriend’s car in a fit of post-relationship anger.
Then he sets her house on-fire and climbs onto her roof.
Then he has an intense standoff with the police while his ex-girlfriend's house burns below his feet. Unsatisfied he then takes the time to win the fucking internet.
The story ends with him getting shot in the chest with a bean-bag, just the way every psychopath-dancing-on-his-ex's-flaming-roof story should.
Sunrise, sunset. What a hero.